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  `-----------------------[ Drinking Game]----------------------'
   
                 from posts on rec.arts.sf.starwars

Original Author Unknown   :(


     To play the Star Wars Drinking game, you will need:
            
  The Star Wars Trilogy on tape (one movie for a short game)
     
  An ample supply of your favorite beverage (milk, right?)

  A really good sound system, so the explosions seem to happen all
     around you. Kapow! (optional)
     
     Begin by inserting your weatherbeaten "Star Wars" videotape into the
big slot on your VCR.  Dim the lights for dramatic effect, and play the
tape.  The game begins right as "20th Century Fox" appears on the screen.
     Once the game has begun, you watch the movie for the listed events. 
Every time one of them occurs, everybody takes a sip of their drink
     
                                Drink when:

  Someone has a bad feeling about this.

  It's their only hope.

  An entire planet is described as having one climate.

  Somebody gets choked.

  a woman other than Leia is on screen

  An old Jedi starts to ramble about the Force. (Vader counts.)

  Somebody's hand gets cut off.

  A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast.

  There is a tremor in the Force.          

  It's not someone's fault

  One or more heroes are almost eaten by a Thing

  A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks

  Someone exclaims "No!"

  Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be 
     a good idea 

    Twice if it's not Han

  Someone wears the same outfit in all three movies--it counts if
     they change at the end

  Someone is mind-controlled using the Force

  People kiss

  A good guy wears white or a bad guy wears black

    Twice if a bad guy wears white and a good guy wears black (for 
       uniforms, only the first person on screen counts)

    Three times if someone hovering in between wears gray

  Every time you find yourself talking to the people on screen

  An elaborately made up alien has no lines 

  Someone or something tries to get money from Han

  Some ship crashes into something after being hit.

  Someone has a light saber duel (includes just using light saber)

  An Ewok dies, and the camera lingers longer than it did when the 
     Death Star exploded, killing billions of people.  (Fourteen 
     seconds.  Count'em.)

  It is Luke's destiny.

  Luke whines.

  Luke discovers a long-lost relative.

  Luke fights monsters or savages.

  Luke does some nifty acrobatic flip.

  Luke teeters on the brink of a chasm.

  Luke is upside-down

  Luke and Lando are in the same place at the same time

   Twice if they speak to each other

  Luke's parentage is Foreshadowed

  Luke refuses to take someone's advice

  Luke yells "Artooooo!"

  Leia insults somebody.

  Leia wears an outfit that covers everything except her face and
     hands

    Twice if it covers her neck

    Three times if she's almost totally nude

  Obi-Wan Kenobi materializes for a guest appearance.

  Obi-Wan Kenobi plays detective. ("...Only Imperial Stormtroopers 
     are so precise.")

  Han brags about the Millenium Falcon.

  Anybody insults the Millenium Falcon.

  Something doesn't work on the Falcon

    Twice if it's the hyperdrive

  Yoda uses bad grammar.

  Yoda talks like a fortune cookie.

  R2-D2 gets thrashed.

  R2-D2 plugs into the wrong socket and his head spins around.

  C-3PO loses a body part. (Take two drinks if he is completely
     dismembered.)

  C-3PO informs us of just how many forms of communication he's
     familiar with

  A Rebel pilot is of a race other than white

    Twice if they're non human (co-pilots count)

  A Rebel Pilot says "Nice Shot..."

  A Rebel Pilot says "I've been hit..."

  Tarkin brags about the Death Star.

  The Emperor cackles evilly.

  The Emperor has foreseen something.

  Vader runs into one of his kids and doesn't recognize them

    Twice if he tries to kill them

  Boba Fett talks.

  Stormtroopers shoot everywhere but where they're aiming.
 
  Stormtrooper armor proves useless.

  Any Imperial Ship is destroyed

  A TIE fighter explodes for no reason.


     The game ends when a bunch of Ewoks start dancing. No matter
what you've been drinking, you will remember this image. The last
person to give up drinking on each cue is the winner. Of course,
ties are possible.
     If at some point you find that no one can successfully operate
the VCR anymore, the game may as well be abandoned.

  |       |      |    |   |  | |[ SPECIAL ]| |  |   |    |      |       |

           And especially for those non drinkers, there is the:

                  THE STAR WARS DRINKING GAME FOR MORMONS

     The rules are basically the same as the other game but the drinking
cues are different.  Drink when:
     
  Stormtroopers display intelligence, courage, or training in battle.

  Multiple Ewoks are killed.

  Fantastic technology is explained.

  Somebody listens to C-3PO.

  Somebody cares about the environment.

  The Emperor acts like a charming politician.

THE END

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