"I'm the best there is at what I do...and what I do isn't very pretty." ~Logan (Wolverine), from too many issues to count.

"How bright the promise was in summer, how full of hope the dream. How quickly it turned to ash." ~Magneto, in reference to the New Mutants

"Any dream worth having is a dream worth fighting for." ~Xavier, from many issues

"Come on, corncob, open up them eyes." ~Marrow to Cannonball while trying to get him to look at her naked

"Stop Marrow, you'll give the boy a seizure." ~Beasts response

"I needed to clear the room of innocents so I could do THIS! Or, as we call it in the mutant outlaw biz, Plan B." ~Iceman to Cecelia Reyes

"Plan...B?" ~Cecelia Reyes

"*He's hurt, an he's five meters away from me, an I got a full clip of ammo in my rifle. Question is* can I kill Wolverine before he can reach me an cut me into Shish Kebab with those freaky claws of his?." ~Hellfire Guard

"Well bub Wolverine is virtually unkillable. Wolverines claws are adamantium, the strongest metal known--capable of slicin' through vanadium steel like a hot knife through butter. An five meters o floor ain't much distance at all fer me." ~Wolverine

"Gambit, Prince of t' thieve's guild, left standin' like a fool, pain in my chest cause she stole my heart...gaspin' for air...cause she took my breath away..." ~Gambit, as he watches Rogue fly away after turning away from him

"Behold -- the JEAN BOMB! It possesses the power to fatally disrupt any and all relationships. Personal,professional,organic, inorganic, macro-,micro-, whatever--down to the most primal sub-atomic molecular networks. Her mere presence will dissolve the most loving bonds, prompt brother to slay brother...and boon companions to tear themselves apart. Ultimately, the planet itself will follow suit." ~Alien Invader, in reference to a woman that looks a lot like Jean Grey

"Your brother needs a butt-whupping, this department needs a lobotomy, and I need a beer." ~Puck to Flex

"Hello Erik. Nice helmet." ~Xavier to Magneto

"How many times have you tried that trick?" ~Bishop to Gambit, in reference to a trick Gambit pulled that could have gotten them both killed

"Counting dis one? One." ~Gambit

"Being an X-Man will always be something to be proud of, Samuel..But being a leader--? That is another issue entirely." ~Storm To Cannonball, near-insubordination

"It was you who came back for me" ~Wolverine to Jean, after he saved her life.

"Marrow! Uhm...That...That was some fancy fightin' in the psi-plane...rippin' mah dead pa t' shreads like you did..." ~Cannonball to Marrow

"Don't expect me to watch your back everytime we go out Kentucky!" ~Marrow's response

"I hate guns so much--And I'm not too fond of your arm either." ~Kitty to Cable

"I mean, look at Cable, look at that bloody gun. It's bigger'n he is. What does that say to people?" ~Pete Wisdoms response to Kitty's remark.

"You made me throw away my cigarette. You must be punished." ~Pete to Cable

"In his own way....he (Creed) was threatening my family......a lot of families. It...isn't right.." ~Bobby Drake's father to Gambit "Dat's de same reason why we do it...sir. Why we fight instead o' hide. Because it ain't right." ~Gambit's response

"Take off your clothes." ~Cecelia to Daredevil when he comes seeking medical assistance.

"What?" ~Daredevil's response

"I think I said it in plain English. Take off your clothes. Especially that mask. And hurry up." ~Cecelia

Later...

"OWCH!" ~Daredevil

"'OWCH'? Aren't you supposed to be a hero? " ~Cecelia

After...

"Hold your breath. This may hurt a little." ~Cecelia

"OWW!" ~Daredevil

"Did I say a little?" ~Cecelia

"You you t'ink dey serve drinks at de late show?" ~Gambit to Phoenix, in the Pentagon

"I think the more nervous you get the more jokes you crack." ~Phoenix's response

"Shh. Ancient family secret." ~Gambit

"Better to live on our feet than to die on our knees!" ~Magneto

"No! It's not supposed to end this way --!" ~The Shadow King, while being defeated by Psylocke

"No, *usually* it would end with a *blast* of the *focused totality of my telepathic power*...but that trick got real *old* real *fast* luv. This solution is much more elegant. Like *moi*" ~Psylocke's response

"Although, I will give you one thing...you look ravishing draped in darkness." ~The Shadow King, previously in the story

"I'll keep warm at night knowing that you're trapped within the shadows of the psi-plane...haunted by the knowledge that you were definitively vanquished by...how did you put it? 'One insignificant X-Man.' And incidentally...you look ravishing *entombed* in darkness, luv.." ~Psylocke's final words to the SK before sealing him in the Psi-Plane

"Friends, our moment in history has arrived! We all have felt the sting of human hatred, seen the disgust smolder in their eyes. We have grovled and hidden, like beaten animals anxious for a crumb from a master! We have lived too long in darkness and fear! No more! Nature has made us superior! We are the living future of this mighty planet, this world is our world now, take it! It has begun!" ~Magneto

"Six X-Men in 60 seconds... I must be getting old." ~Apocalypse, after defeating them.

"There is a difference in dreaming a dream. and winning a war." ~Cable

"Satellite go BOOM SHOCKA BOOM." ~Kitty Pryde, after phasing her hand through said satellites power supply.

"Things change. People change. You. Me. Everyone o' us..... everyday of our lives. The day ya stop changin' --is the day ya die." ~Wolverine to Xavier after the Onslaught massacre

"I'm Alive." ~Cannonball after being killed by Sauron

"You're a Highlord, immortal. " ~Cable

"You mean I cannot die." ~Cannonball

"No, you're just harder to kill than the average Mutant." ~Cable

"We may be a little shorthanded these days but...Ah, forget it. This is gonna hurt." ~Wolverine after being hit by Rapture

"Sometimes it seems that in mutant heaven there are no pearly gates, but instead revolving doors." ~Professor X, on how hard it is to kill an X-Man

"What happened here? Looks like a freight train full o' butt-kick rolled through with no brakes." ~Logan, upon seeing the destruction of the Princess Bar

"Nice entrance, and the psionic armour is a dazzling touch... the sword a rental?" ~Shadow King, to Psylocke on the astral plane.

"I don't want to do this Charles, rather I have to. I must be strong, because you and your X-Men are too weak to do that which must be done! ....For no matter what happens to you and me, the welfare of the children is paramount. Whether they be the innocent like Illyana, Doug and Anya before them, the lost such as my Acolytes, or the misguided like the fools you count among the X-Men; they need to be protected! They need to be awakened from the dream in which you've lulled them! Whether you admit it or not, they need...MAGNETO!" ~Magneto to Xavier at Illyana's funeral

"The eyes, it's said, are the windows to the soul. So I open mine wide... and give Apocalypse a view of mine!" ~Cyclops to Apocalypse before blasting him into oblivion

"Look, what's that in Juggernaut's pants?" ~Kitty Pryde

"It is rather unsettling, isn't it, for an eyeblink, to witness the end of the entire universe?" ~Jonath to Gambit & the X-Ternals

"Yeah, it's a bummer alright." ~Jubilee's response

"I don't know, I think there must be some other way!" ~Mariko Yoshida (on the subject of nuclear bombing North America)

"That seems to be a popular line among the ladies of my acquaintance." ~Weapon X, in response

"Remy...WHAT THE BEEJOOBIES HAVE YOU GOTTEN US INTO?!WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEJUSCAUSEYOUANMAGNETOHADSOMEPROBLEMSINTHEPASTYOUGOTTAGOANDDOWHATEVERHESAYS!" ~Jubilee to Gambit, about their part in the fate of the universe

"Bang Charlie. You're dead." ~Wolverine to Professor X

"I wanted you to see this Charles. But more than that, I wanted you to understand. Your Goal? Your Crusade? Your sacred Dream? It's over." ~Bastion to Professor X

"I must confess... As infuriating and arrogant as Gambit can be...Those eyes, that grin, the body...It takes a girl's breath away.." ~Phoenix

"Oh really? When next the opportunity presents itself remind me to drop a truck on him." ~Cyclops' response

"Cyclops!" ~Xavier

"A big truck." ~Cyclops

"Cyclops!" ~Xavier

"A really big truck." ~Cyclops

"CYCLOPS!" ~Xavier

"Nuh-uh, I ain't nobody's snack-food, Rodan." ~Jubilee to Sauron

"You mean, someone was actually desperate enough to become...MRS.Gambit?!" ~Jubilee in regard to Bella Donna

"Geez, Sauron, Pyro, Toad--alert the Dweeb Police!" ~Jubilee to the X-Men, during a Danger Room session

"For what it's worth, gentlemen, we're the good guys." ~Rachel Summers

"You displaced her for what--a fraction of a second?" ~Sabretooth

"She'll be fine in a minute... You'll be gone by then." ~Blink

"Thanks, pup." ~Sabretooth

"Thank me Mr. Creed, by coming home." ~Blink