The Cast of VEXT

VEXT
Our hero. The God of Mishap and Misfortune, ejected from his home in the Jejune Realm due to "Insufficient Worship". He seems like a nice guy, but boy, does he ever have bad luck! Relocated to Delta City, USA.

COLLEEN McBRIDE
Vext's new neighbour.

AARON CALDWELL
A "rogue archaeologist" working in the Amazon village of Papaquitatlchpotec. He has a thing about "minor deities".

LOUISA and SAMANTHA
Caldwell's assistants.

PARAMOUR
The Patron Deity of Relationships Gone Hellishly Wrong. And that is most assuredly a title she's earned.

RYPTA GUD'N
The Patron Deity of Ill-Timed Flatulence. He's smelly.

MR DANFORTH
Not many people can claim to be a God's landlord. Deaf as a post. Mostly.

BLAZON
An associate of Vext's, the Patron Deity of Inappropriate Exhibitionism. Narrow-mindedly refuses to go anyplace where she can't take her genitalia.

DOCTORS SCRATCH AND SNYFF
Two shady genetic scientists with a fondness for viral bacteria and nanite units. Snyff is on the left, Scratch is on the right.

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	VEXT Our hero. The God of Mishap and Misfortune, ejected from his home in the Jejune Realm due to "Insufficient Worship". He seems like a nice guy, but boy, does he ever have bad luck! Relocated to Delta City, USA.
	COLLEEN McBRIDE Vext's new neighbour.
	AARON CALDWELL A "rogue archaeologist" working in the Amazon village of Papaquitatlchpotec. He has a thing about "minor deities".
	LOUISA and SAMANTHA Caldwell's assistants.
	PARAMOUR The Patron Deity of Relationships Gone Hellishly Wrong. And that is most assuredly a title she's earned.
	RYPTA GUD'N The Patron Deity of Ill-Timed Flatulence. He's smelly.
	MR DANFORTH Not many people can claim to be a God's landlord. Deaf as a post. Mostly.
	BLAZON An associate of Vext's, the Patron Deity of Inappropriate Exhibitionism. Narrow-mindedly refuses to go anyplace where she can't take her genitalia.
	DOCTORS SCRATCH AND SNYFF Two shady genetic scientists with a fondness for viral bacteria and nanite units. Snyff is on the left, Scratch is on the right.