The life I lead is insipid. The life you lead is insipid.
Such a convoluted existence typically ends in some sort of substance abuse or permanent bunyon condition. Like elephantitis, and like ARTEDGE's love, it will grow and grow until it kills you.
This is why we at ARTEDGE, in sincere hopes that you will accept us as your 'Great Benefactor', present this less-than-inclusive and more-than-demanded 'tiergarten' of sorts dedicated solely to the wisdom of the COMMON MAN PAMPHLET.
It is our hope here at ARTEDGE that you will gain something beyond the general derision at our misplaced self-ascetism. Perhaps you, our effete reader, have ideas of your own regarding how people should disinfect..or perhaps lead their lives.