This rant deals with Dave Rutherford, talk radio, media bias, guys who get no kitty-cat, and potty training gone horribly wrong.

I work in a crew, a chain-gang, if you will. While we drive from job to job the boss listens to talk shows - creating a captive audience. All of the hosts are named Dave, I assume this is because the callers are too stupid to figure out who the host is before they call. They just say "Hi Dave" and then start talking about the oppressed white race, or whatever.

While the hosts all have voices like disgruntled postal workers, the one who seems to have sniffed the most anthrax is Dave Rutherford, or Rutherfraud as I call him.

I think the reason Dave Rutherford sounds so much like a postie in the proccess of reloading is that, frankly, he is in dire need of a job of the blow variety. A common topic is how men are being oppressed, as proven by the Homer Simpson steriotype. Hey Dave, if you don't sweat while you eat, why is Homer such a threat to you? Perhaps the depiction hit a little close to home? One show I recall was about how those evil feminists and their talk of date rape was making it hard for guys to get laid. Dude, I don't think itis women who don't like guys slipping pills in their drinks that keep you from getting laid, I think it's the fact that your voice sounds like you have a log clogging your a$$ that keeps you from being laid.

So anyway, when the boss turns the "nazi bile" dial to the maximum, I end up talking back (I don't care if this affects by job security or promotions. Reactionaries rule due to cowardice.) I tend not to actually hear much Rutherfraud because the boss usually changes the channel after a few minutes, presumably because of my ranting. I also tend to miss bits, because I can't listen and talk simultaniously. Anyway, here are a few of my rants:

Rant one: biased media and why John Walker hates his parents

Canadian news

Buzzflash - US news

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