"The motorized gates swung open and it was like OOOOOOOOO!!!"- Dan

"I bought a lot of new clothes but I left the tags on them..cause if this doesn't work they're going STRAIGHT back to the store!"- Dan

"Ashley, did you just say 'holdin it down?' Ladies and gentlemen, the whitest man in America just said 'holdin it down.'"- Dan

"Can someone call Trevor? He keeps bugging me for a date on Valentine's Day."- Dan

"Big, big news. Galatical. Watermelon size"- Dan

"That's up to you guys, i mean if shes...shes welcome to come and she can get...and you guys can get her a ticket then she'll come."- Dan to Lou (about Cindy-Dans girlfriend)

"Wait 'til you see Shelli...she's a trip, shes got like these, these uh...knee high white leater boots."-Dan to Cindy

"Yeah, i'm a big spender now...i bought her a $25 ring."-Dan

"The next day comes around, he's sooo tired, he can't sing still, he was up 'til 7o'clock in the morning................................................................ya know........like that was dumb."-Dan about Erik

"Did you bring enough underwear?"-Dan's dad to Dan
"I brougth a good supply."-Dan to his dad

"I've never been out of the country, im not Mr Moneybags!"-Dan to Marc

"I don't think they realize how much this means to me." -Dan

"I look for confidence in a girl. I don't like girls who drink or smoke because I have never even tried that stuff. A girl has to be beautiful on the inside and outside." -Dan

"When you come into a new group, everyone has their own things that they laugh at, there are certain things they dislike, certain things that offend them." -Dan

"We're living in two apartments right now, a three-bedroom and a two-bedroom. Me, Jacob and Ashley are together and Trevor and Erik are right across the hall. it's just like Friends!" -Dan