:+:+:+:+:+:+: Our trip through Baja California was full of surprises :+:+:+:+:+:+:
TECATE AND THE WINE COUNTRY
We had favorable impressions of the first town
on our itinerary, Tecate. Tecate, like several border towns has a sister
town across the border. In the case of Tecate, California, however, "town"
is too kind. Lets just call it a clump of buildings that exists mainly
for the border crossing.
We had to pay $33 for a car permit at the Bital
bank. This bank was in a building not much bigger than a broom-closet.
A skinny young man behind the counter for the longest time went about his
business and didn't so much as nod to us or acknowledge our presence. Finally,
after a long wait and well after my eyes had glazed over (It had already
been a long trip; we had left Tucson that morning) I heard him try to get
my attention, "Hell-ooo, sir...your papers....wake up." My wife had heard
him say in Spanish to a lady behind him, "Well, I better take care of these
gringos." Well, I wrote more about this incident than I intended. I guess
rudeness pushes one of my buttons. But most of the people we met were more
civil. We were soon on our way and driving in a foreign country for the
first time (unless you count Canada, which is not a foreign country. Everyone
knows that). Here is a warning about driving in Mexico: stop signs ("alto")
are not always clearly marked. Usually, but not always, "alto" is painted
on the road before the stop. Another detail: traffic lights are often not
very bright. I was blared at by a truck behind me in Ensenada because I
mistook the light shining on the red light for the actual signal. The green
light was weak. Another confusing feature is the misplaced location of
lights; you may have a red left-turn light right in front of you and your
green light is off to the right.
Highway 3 took us through downtown Tecate. The
park (was pleasant to look at, except for the huge statue of an angry looking
dude glaring at the pigeons ("Don't even THINK of it!"). He is probably
angry because he has no body. Mexico seems to like big statues and memorials.
On our way back we stayed overnight here (the
town... not the park). The modern Okakopa Iwa Hotel was where we
stayed on our last night in Baja. It is in fact one block from the US of
A. After a few hours of sleep roosters boisterously greet the dawn at 2
AM. "Lets get up!", my wife nudged me, "The roosters are crowing. That
means its dawn."
Back to our first day. The road to Ensenada winds
through picturesque and hilly wine country that reminds me of central California.
We couldn't fully appreciate the scenery that first day on our way down
this road because potholes often demanded our attention. Shadows were starting
to lengthen over the road and we definitely didn't want to be driving this
stretch at night.
ENSENADA AND MANEADERO
Street signs in Ensenada are poorly marked. Often
they are not marked. The only thing that kept me oriented was the huge
flag to my left (the largest Mexican flag - 350 feet long. It could be
used for a tarp for three football fields end to end). This is at the malecon
(waterfront promenade). Locals and a few tourists walk up and down this
pleasant parklike area. Pelicans, gulls, cormorants and ospreys can be
seen here. Two blocks north of here is Avenida Lopez Mateos, where
tourists can be seen buying those valuable sarapes and practising their
Spanish. Most of the businesses here are pricey hotels, liquor stores,
bars and souvenir stores for those who have more dollars than sense. Nearby
is the Cultural Center a beautiful whitewashed ornate structure
that is lavishly landscaped. The nooks and crannies are well-worth exploring.
This used to be a casino until the repeal of prohibition made this venture
less profitable.
We stayed at Hotel Joyamar a little south
of downtown. The room was very comfortable and quaint-looking. From the
bathroom (if you stand on the toilet) you had a view of the cement wall
which had a view of the sea. A block or two away was a well-known restaurant,
Cuevo
de Los Tigres. The seafood here was delicious and the view of the sea
was very relaxing. This is what vacations are made of. Other than some
loud Americans trading fish stories, we had the restaurant to ourselves.
If you are planning on driving down here, beware of "topes"! (Speed Bumps)
They may or may not be a warning beforehand and they can be very vicious
to your car. Another driving note: drivers who want to tell you that can
pass them will signal you by blinking their left-turn signals.
SAN QUINTIN
The guide books sometimes omit important details
that can make a big difference. Here's a detail for you: The road to the
beach is a bone-jarring affair. A restaurant that I can especially recommend
and that it is well-known to many tourists is Mision Santa Isabel
- a good place for authentic or gringo food. Menus are in spanish and english:
This is the only place I know that offers "jam omelette". (Actually, they
meant "ham").
Our favorite hotel this entire trip was Motel San Carlos / Muelle Viejo ("old pier"). Just $20 gave us a comfy room with a back door that opens on to the bay. Not as many amenities as some might expect (No phone in the room, nor TV and the generator is turned off at midnight so there is no electricity until the morning) but the setting is so relaxing that we didn't mind these minor hardships.
Clean car, dirty car. On the left
is the road from San Quintin to the sea, straight west (sort of). On the
right is the equally dirt road to Punto Franciisco near Camalu. A semi-submerged
wreck is viisible on the left. And I thought Ihad a
hard time getting here! These views can be enlarged.
EL ROSARIO
Mama Espinoza's Restaurant is in all of
the guidebooks. I had to order the lobster burrito. The food was good enough
(the salsa was especially enchiloso) but the place had a somewhat kitschy
tourist ambience. I felt like the deep-sea diver dummy was going to bum
me for some of my food. The meal was overpriced, I felt, but part of the
money goes to a local orphanage - a children's home I think.
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BOOJUMLAND
Cirrios (boojums) look like some
kind of Dr. Suess creation. We start to see them shortly after we ascend
out of canyons south of El Rosario. Here we also see Candlabra,
Organ
Pipe, Saguaro, Old Man and Cardon cactuses. A
little further south we start to see Elephant trees, which look
like miniature Baobab tree with papery bark like our birches which readily
peels off in thin layers.
This stretch from El Rosario to Guerrero Negro
has some of the most desolate scenery that I have ever seen - and I've
been all over our Southwest. Some parts were spectacular, like the Field
of boulders, with boojums and cardons densely sprouting all over miles
and miles of giant boulders. Other parts are just plain boring, where the
vegetation becomes very sparse. The only thing keeping us awake was the
white-knuckle zigs and zags of the road. There are no shoulders to most
of this road, not even a soft shoulder. Many of the dangerous turns have
no guardrail or warnings (unless you count the white crosses of those who
have gone before).
You can't always tell what town you are coming to because there are not many signs telling you. The most common sign we saw was the Tecate signs that marked the existence of a place to eat, however humble. Cafes on this stretch are few and far between, though.
Agave and elephant tree can be seen here with two boojums in the background. Enlarge for more detail.
CATAVINA
Hotel Pinta: Howard-Johnson meets Taco
Bell. Nuff said. The gas is for hotel patrons only. There are two arroyos
worth exploring, one at either end of town. Both are marked "vado" which
means "ford". We walk up and down the shady canyon of the southern one.
Palm trees (native Washingtonians as well as introduced date), boojums
and cardons make this a very picturesque oasis to spend some time.
JESUSMARIA
The name of the town sounds like a prayer and
ours were answered ; here we finally came across a gas station...and they
had gas, too! We had travelled about two hundred miles since we last saw
an open gas station.
GUERRERO NEGRO
This region seems to me like it is at the end
of the earth. Maybe Punta Arenas at the tip of Chile is like this. The
land is flat and sparsely vegetated. Shortly before entering town we cross
the border to the southern Baja state, Baja California del Sur. At the
border we cross under a stylized eagle (It looks more like a giant tuning
fork) and the yet another military checkpoint. They ask (again) if we have
any fruit and then (after fair warning) proceed to fumigate our car for
something or other.
The town has two main reasons for being: Whales
and Salt. The whales hadn't come in yet (It is only early November) but
it is always the season for salt. On our way to look for shorebirds we
take a wrong turn and see the evaporative ponds for the salt works. Pickup
truckloads of workers pass us by. At the military checkpoint to the works
(Those military seem to be everywhere!) we turn around. A sign on the wall
warned against drug abuse at the workplace.
In a disgusting recent development, the Mexican government is planning
to work with an American firm to convert a good chubk of the whale's breeding
grounds into more salt ponds.
Back in town we look for a restaurant. El
Figon de Sal was that was still open. The food was very good. "Why
do you always order the combination plate? You are so original." she tsked.
"Try this salsa", I countered. "It has strange spices or something. A very
unique taste." "Its gone bad, Tom! Don't you have any tastebuds left?"
A guess she was right. She ordered pescado al mojo de ajo (a fish dish
served in a delicious garlic sauce). I enjoyed better, if more gringoized
food, the next morning at Malarrimo. To be sure, they have lots
of Mexican food, I was just hungry for a ham omelet. The place has definitely
seen its share of Americans. While we were eating to the strains of "Have
yourself a Merry Christmas" hummingbirds were darting outside around the
bouganvilleas.
We stayed at Las Ballenas, a small hotel with fifteen rooms. In front of our room was a whale rib and a pelvis. Bouganvilleas and other flowers made the whole place very pleasant. The office buildinglet was likewise painted with flowers. On the wall "Welcome" was cheerfully misspelled in seven languages. (I don't think the Italians need a "y" to say it in their language.)
Hotel Malarrimo in Guerrero Negro
had delicious food. Unfortunately, gringo food, but we decided to stay
and eat to the strains of "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas".
Written 2001
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