But this Scarlett is a preschool teacher in Massachusettes. Here are some other things about Scarlett.
O.K. class, listen up...
Full Name: refuse to divulge. first initial is T, surname - Scarlett. Even after marriage.
Nicknames: simogene, scarlett imogene, Teige, suicide is painless, Maxine
Hair: Dyed red. Or Purple. Or pink. Or Orange. Look, it really depends on the day.
Eyes: Can't tell under glasses, so don't ask.
Race: Not starting any fights.
Weight: I'm big boned, now shut up before I belt you.
Sex: Guess.
Sexual orientation: Heterosexual (strait for those who don't have the vocab down)
Age: as old as my tounge, and a little older than my teeth, and not nearly as old as the Pope. I do dig the Popemobile tho'.
Religion: Non affiliated pagan-like spiritual belifs
Distinguishing Marks: two tatoos of blue butterflies (male and female), and a third tatoo that looks like a butterfly with bat wings, I'll let you guess where
Feelings on tatoos: "Ink me up, matey!"
Feelings on cloning: "Gives me Deja vu."
Feelings on cloning: "Gives me Deja vu."
Feelings on love: "As mushy as it is, I'm generaly pleased with it's delightful texture and aroma."
Feelings on Jello: "As mushy as it is, I'm generaly pleased with it's delightful texture and aroma."
Feelings on feelings: "Feelings, nothing more than feelings..."
Feelings on potatoes: "Peelings, nothing more than peelings..."
Feelings on this 'feelings' gag: "Ok, I admit, it's geting old. I apologize for the general quality of this humor... let's move on."
Political orentation: Regestered Repuplican (and there aren't many pagan republicans, lemmie tell you...)
Favorite Political Figure: Bob Dole, gotta love Bob Dole (W. is a close second in my book.)
Political belief #1: The cold war was a good thing.
Political belief #2: I told everyone W. was a good choice, and I'm always right. So there. Anyone who disagreed with me is a hippie liberal.
Political belief # 3: Bill Clinton strikes me as the type of guy you'd see on Jerry Springer, but in nicer clothes.
Feelings on (insert current world political situation): "It's sure to blow over eventually, unless we're all dead first."
Feelings on the recent election race: "I maintain my position that John Kerry is a Media Whore. What with the over-dramatization of announcing his running mate, and the hobknobbing with celebs."
Place of Employment: A daycare center in Mass
Job: Preschool Teacher
Current Stattus: Occasionally irritated but generally amused.
Pay per hour: Nosey, aren't we?
Hours per week: 41
Bosses: Kevin, Jean and John and anyone else that knows more than me.
Feelings on being a preschool teacher: "Gee, and I always said I'd hate working with the little ones... it's really more fun than it looks... at least I don't have to change diapers."
Feelings on my class all wanting to get married all the time: "You're five. Get over it."
Feelings on being sick: "I hate being sick all the time. Stupid germs."
Feelings on how children should be treated: "Treat then like normal people, it makes them more intresting after a while."
Family: I have a wonderful husband, a Mom and a Dad, a sister, two Grandparents, Aunts, Uncles, Cousins, and other extended relitives.
Pets: a tank of fish including a fairly large pleco named Spike, and a beautiful black cat named Natasha
Love life: Has a wonderful, sweet, sensitive husband, and is making everone just sick about it.
Children: One beautiful little boy, Arik.
Feelings on being married: "Man, this is weird."
Feelings on trying to have children: "Finally bad crap stopped happening. Let's hope it stays that way."
Feelings on actually having a child now: "He's beautiful and perfect in every way. And I need more sleep."
Car: 1997 Chevy Lumnia, light blue only one accident (hit by a Mack truck)
Feelings on being hit by a Mack truck: "That was not entirely my fault."
Home: Now living in apartment attached to my parents house
Feelings on living with parents: "We're not living WITH them, just on their property."
Feelings on living on your parent's property then: "It's a nice peice of property with various woodland creatures living around it."
Homepage: here at Geocities
Feelings on personal webpages: "I love them. I think more "adults" should maintain webpages. I'm really disapointed that my friends think they don't have time for such things."
Email: simogene@hotmail.com
Feelings on email: "I don't get enough of it. Please email me and say something intellegent!"
