(me) Ellie's quotes:
"Ass-ass-in" telling us how to spell assassin.
"Ass-ass-in-a-ted" telling us how to spell assassinated.
"I was assinated" trying to she she was assassinated. HA HA!
"Hey, that looks like me truck!" It was her truck. She noticed it while getting up aftet Chem. She had to park it near the Chem room because some idiot who's name sounds like Mara Lowhoun makes her rents park where all the students with cars park (thus filling all the spots)and wait till school starts so she can sleep.

Ellie on her nationalities: "I'm a check" ya know, czychelovakia (however you spell it)
"I'm a turkey"
"I'm hungry"
"I'm a flip" filipino

Ana: My joke I got from Krystol (second to last letter is wrong): "There were two brothers on a ship, Pete and Repete. Pete fell over board. Who was left?" You say "Repete" I say: "There were two brothers on a ship, Pete and Repete. Pete fell over board. Who was left?" and so on and so on untill you annoy the heck out of person. :

Me on my nationalities (ripping off Ellie): "I'm a germ"
"I'm a pole"
"I''m a rush"

I was driving to Taco Bell in the drivethru to get lunch and my friend Ana.....well she is a vegan and I ordered her food that is the Nacho Bell Grande with no meat and cheese. well here.

Taco Bell: Hello and welcome to Taco Bell, would you like to try our Nacho Bell Grande with Nachos?

Me: No thank you, but I would like a Nacho Bell Grande......(mumble off the inter com.) with out the Nachos.

it was funny if you where there.