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Cast:

Man on stage (M)
Man in audience (A)

Begin

Man sitting on stage, in a simple chair, reading a newspaper for quite a few minutes. Flips through the pages, and such. Suddenly, as if out of nowhere, he looks up! His eyes search the audience stopping every so often to look at someone in the audience. After stopping at a few different people, he finds the right one(A)... He stands up, and points...

M: You.

A: (Stands up) What, me?

M: Yes, you.

A: What do you want?

M: I've got a little question I'd like you to answer.

A: Well, sure, go ahead.

M: What is 1 + 1?

A: 1 0 (said as: one zero)

M: You, sir, are an Android.