Although
there are several forms of bird life living in Sigil, there
are only two avians considered truly native to the Cage; the
scarling being considered a recent Baatorian immigrant and
the astral streaker an imported species from the Astral. The
first native is a grey bodied raven with black wings and
head referred to as the Executioner's Raven. The second,
more common, bird that nests only in the City of Doors is a
seemingly harmless species of grey-green pigeons known as
the Sigilian Pigeon (or the less precise but more romantic
"Cager's Dove"). However, in the City of Doors, nothing is
ever as romantic as it might first appear.
Combat: The
pigeons are generally timid and easily startled by loud
noises (as reflected in their low morale), sudden visual
effects or the sudden approach of any larger creature.
Because the flock in great numbers, it is almost impossible
to sneak up on an individual pigeon without startling one of
its companions (surprised only 1 in 1d12). Once a pigeon is
startled, it takes to the air in a flurry, setting onto
motion a mass panic amongst any pigeons in the same area. In
the space of a few seconds, a whole square can become a
swirling mass of frightened, flapping pigeons fleeing
directly away from the source of disturbance, creating a
forceful commotion in the air. Anything caught in the
downstream flight path of a flock of 20 or more fleeing
pigeons as it scrambles into the air is affected by the
equivalent of a gust of wind spell as the birds recklessly
flap past anyone and anything in their mad dash to
safety.
Individuals standing within 10 feet of the fleeing edge
of the flock are battered as the frightened pigeons plough
into the unfortunate basher. This panicked avian pummelling
inflicts damage equivalent to the individuals base AC
(calculated for armour and shield only, with no bonuses for
dexterity or magical bonuses) plus 1d4 hit points. In
addition the poor sod is knocked about so much that any
spellcasting is ruined and they may perform no other actions
that round unless they save successfully against death, as
the birds crash into them at full speed and unbalance them.
Bashers that keep their feet can flail against the birds
ineffectively but risk being blinded as the birds streak
past (a single roll with a THAC0 of 20 against the target's
head AC, dexterity included). Most sensible Cagers caught in
a pigeon flight duck and cover their eyes with their arms,
preventing this injury -- the risk of Barmy Bird
Blindness is quickly learnt by most Cagers in their
youth although newcomers and Clueless are often ignorant of
this risk.
Although the pigeons are generally peaceful, the birds
seem to be somewhat mischievous in nature. Many a Cager has
heard the ruffled flutter of a flock take to the air, only
to be dumped with a load of droppings from a score or more
pigeons. That the pigeons seem to single out high-ups,
officials or those with an overblown sense of importance
seems to suggest a degree of humour or intelligence
otherwise unknown in such animals. If aware of the pigeons'
intentions and on the look out, a successful Dexterity check
means the falling droppings are avoided -- failure indicates
that the sod has been splattered with pigeon guano.
Surprised creatures may not attempt to dodge the falling
excreta -- high-ups stepping from sedan-chairs are almost
guaranteed to be hit if a flock of pigeons chooses to
unload. The misfortune of becoming a pigeon's latrine is
often greeted with laughter and great amusement by
onlookers, but the pigeon's mischief seems to somehow exert
a subtle magical effect on witnesses. Any creature within
visual range of the luckless target is likely to find this
event quite amusing and must save versus magic or be
affected as in a Tasha's uncontrollable hideous
laughter spell. Also, most targets of the pigeon's ire
become particularly disgruntled by the laughter, more than
would normally be expected -- even dour githzerai and the
most apathetic Dustmen have been known to take serious
offence at being the object of ridicule. Targets hit by
pigeon droppings are affected as per the taunt spell, with
the closest laughing creature becoming the target of their
anger, which is often an innocent wretch affected by the
humour inducing quality of the pigeon's act.
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Such events have begun several large street brawls and
contributed to countless scuffles but have not been known to
incite any major riots. Most melees are quickly settled or
dispersed by arriving Harmonium patrols, leaving the dabus
to clean up any remaining mess. Interestingly, the dabus are
never targeted by the pigeons and have not been seen to
raise more than a wry smile at another Cager's misfortune,
seeming immune to the effect's of the pigeons droppings. The
cynical (and several more serious Cagers who seem to have
been targeted more than once) point out that since the dabus
are never affected they must be behind the pigeon's aerial
bombardments. This is countered by the more even tempered
opinion that the birds know not to mess with the Lady's
minions and that even if the dabus are behind the whole
thing, they carry out the Lady's will anyway, so it's not
worth going to the Mazes over the sake of some sodding
pigeon.
Habitat/Society:
Sigilian pigeons can be found throughout the Cage,
nesting in the eaves of faction buildings, prominent private
dwellings or on the scattered statues that comprise some of
Sigil's more recognisable landmarks. They build woven nests
of any material they can find, but will not nest amongst
razorvine, unlike the smaller scarling. So common are the
birds that there is not an open square or park area in the
whole Cage where the birds do not have a presence; their
absence from an area is enough to give even the hardiest
Cager a sense of unease.
More recently, flocks of pigeons have been associated
with several minor mages of the Cage, seeming to accompany
them and follow commands as if they were more conventional
familiars. Several incidents between members of Sigil's
Factions of Law have been blamed upon the pigeons and
rumours place mages of the Revolutionary League behind the
disturbances. The Harmonium, Fated and Fraternity of Order
are in the process of drafting a bill to allow the legal
dispersal of the birds from public squares or private
residences, but several other factions have indicated they
will oppose any proposal to harm the birds. [Refer to
the article De Naturam Familiorum Planorum on the
Mimir (COMING
SOON) for more details of Sigilian Pigeon Flocks
as familiars].
Ecology:
Sigilian pigeons, like most of Sigil's "native"
wildlife subsist on what they can scavenge from the city's
streets. Thus, unlike normal pigeons, these birds will
supplement their diets with flesh from abandoned carcasses
or scraps left over from the exotic food vendors of the
Great Bazaar. The birds compete with the slightly smaller
scarlings for the same food source, but the two species can
often be found feeding and nesting in the same areas
peacefully.
Prominent
naturalists of the Cage disagree about the almost whimsical
behaviour of the pigeons. Some state that their mischief
implies a degree of intelligence unseen in similar bird life
and others, such as the noted bariaur biologist, Gorad
Drummerhaven, describe this theory as "unlikely" and
consider the orchestrated bombardments as just the antics of
some barmy birds. A less well known figure, the self styled
"Arcanonaturalist of Sigil", Hastertius Nestoram,
theorises that the birds may be a physical manifestation of
the living essence of Sigil, like the dabus are sometimes
believed to be. The concept of Sigil, or by inference, the
Lady of Pain, having a sense of humour is considered
ludicrous by most. Still, Nestoram has never suffered the
embarrassment of having pigeon excreta unloaded on him while
propounding a theory, unlike some of his detractors. Whether
there is any truth to his theory or whether Nestoram is just
agile enough to avoid the pigeons' commentary remains a
source of heated debate amongst Sigil's bickering
intellectual community.
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