Damsel in the Rough
Tempesta.Dynamic time-travel novel about a New Yorker stuck in Greece, first century BC. Creative adventure, prehistory characters mixed with the gods of mythology and a gal from Brooklyn with a phenomenal yen to be as funny as hell!
IN PRISON You spend the majority of your time in
an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK... You spend most of your time in a 6x8
cubicle.
IN PRISON You get three meals a day.
AT WORK You only get a break for 1 meal and you
have to pay for it.
IN PRISON You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK You get rewarded for good behavior with
more work.
IN PRISON A guard locks and unlocks all the
doors for you.
AT WORK You must carry around a security card
and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK You get fired for watching TV and
playing games.
IN PRISON You get your own toilet.
AT WORK You have to share.
IN PRISON They allow your family and friends to
visit.
AT WORK You cannot even speak to your family and
friends.
IN PRISON All expenses are paid by taxpayers
with no work required.
AT WORK You get to pay all the expenses to go to
work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
IN PRISON You spend most of your life looking
through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK You spend most of your time wanting to
get out and go inside bars.
IN PRISON There are wardens who are often
sadistic.
AT WORK They are called supervisors.
IN PRISON You have unlimited time to read e-mail
jokes.
AT WORK You get fired if you get caught.
NOW GET BACK TO WORK.