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DAMSEL IN THE ROUGH at Barnes & Nobles
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DAMSEL IN THE ROUGH at Barnes & Nobles |
The era is Ancient Greece during the start of the Roman Empire. Amazon warriors travel in secret tribes, not always getting alone with each other. The world is a deadly, changing place afflicted by the superior technology of gods. Damsel in the Rough is Tasha Malone Fidelli, a resourceful co-ed and unwitting time-traveler from Brooklyn, New York. Excellent Sci-fi, active, packed with valid survival techniques, unique questions about prehistory events, and mostly adventure with rampant humor mixed in the lore of mythological fancy. SAMPLE TEXT: This is Chapter 4 split into small pages, no frames, and much kinder to WEBTV browsers. _____ |
PAT BUCHANAN:
To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.DR. SEUSS:
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
To die. In the rain.MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.ARISTOTLE:
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.KARL MARX:
It was a historical inevitability.RONALD REAGAN:
What chicken?CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.FOX MULDER:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?SIGMUND FREUD:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.BILL GATES:
I have just released eChicken 98, which will not only cross roads but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook-and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.ALBERT EINSTEIN:
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?BILL CLINTON:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken please?AL GORE:
Were you aware that I invented chicken way back in 1978?DAN QUAYLE:
I believe it's actually spelled c-h-i-c-k-e-n-e.LOUIS FARRAKHAN:
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.COLONEL SANDERS:
I missed one?