Today's review is about a beautiful pure 70's blaxploitation movie. For some unknown reason, it was listed in the super-action section. Starring RUDY RAY MOORE it was known as

DISCO

GODFATHER.

The plot (so-called) consisted of the following: Disco Godfather (a.k.a. Tucker) finds his nephew ( I think) known as Bucky trippen on AAAAANGEL DUST. This makes Disco Godfather mad 'cuz someone be messin' with his family. O.K. starts cheesy but plausible, and then quickly falls apart. Disco Godfather sets out on the drug pimpin' hoe scene(after 1hr. and 20 mins of NOTHING BUT DISCO!!!!!! and undecipherable gibberish and weird-ass trip scenes). O.K. the "action" begins when some Village-People-lookin' Cowboy fights him and takes him to some slum where he fights about 50 other guys (why? no one knows). He some how gets knocked unconcious and gets a gas mask filled with AAAAANGEL DUST in it put on him. This causes him to trip out and kill the supposed bad guy (who does NOTHING the whole movie ) after seein' his MAMA. The movie leaves us empty, seeing Disco Godfather screamin' that thier is " NOTHIN' WRONG WIT ME."

Some good things to notice about this movie are:

Strange trip-out scenes including: One with basketball playing with no-one, an exorcism, Disco godfather's MAMA, and an incredibly stupid interpretive dance like scene with the Angel of death. (Note: all of these scenes used left over Halloween supplies)

Stupid choppy karate fight scenes (with special karate fighters).

Great unknown 70's hits like Shermanizin' (one way ticket to Hell), Freakin out, and the incredibally Shaft theme sounding song Disco Godfather.

The bad cartoon like graphics of some worthless shooting scene.

The last and most important are the pointless and overly long disco dance scenes (complete with huge afros and really bad dancing white guys.)

The best line we heard in this piece of crap movie was: "Freeze or I'll blow yo' afros off" spoken by some guy breaking up a bridge game.

This movie was like witnessing the Civil War. It was loud, hard to understand what people were saying, and downwright horrifying. Although this movie had one redeeming quality, the stop button on the VCR was working. We are ashamed we didn't use it before our brains melted.

There is so much more wrong with this movie, but why bother, I am trying to forget it, not relive it.

(this movie make no sense what so ever so... GO RENT IT TODAY)

Rating: Horriable -- Rent if you need to

Very Cheesy, but oddly, there is worse.

Reviewer(s) - Fox & Norad