Anyway, during a nighttime expedition, the killer-whale finds Nolan's boat, frees his now-dead mate, and brings down a snack, played by Keenan Wynn. Guess you could call it a "bit" part! Hahahahaha. Sorry. I'll stop.

This scenario keeps popping up in the movie. Wherever Nolan goes, Orca follows him in hopes of eating him. Docks are burned down, innocent people are killed, homes are destroyed, and Bo Derek gets her leg bit off like a carrot stick. I'm starting to think that the killer whale isn't exactly too nice of a guy.

After the irritated townspeople kick him out of the dock, Nolan and Rachael go back to where Nolan killed the whale's mate, but somehow he ends up in the Arctic Icecaps, because men are too proud to ask for directions. Anyhoo, stuff happens and people are killed before we get a crummy ending that results in a tie.

Killer whales were too easy of a special effect. They just stay still in the water as the camera zooms in on it, giving you the illusion of motion. I had the illusion of knocking off several mugs of coffee instead of watching this. Oh, and another thing, a killer whale is following Nolan around, right? We doesn't he just move to Nebraska?! Is he afraid that the killer-whale will hop into a cab and follow him?! It's stupid. Anyway, it's time to wrap up. I gotta go ice-fishing soon! I GOT ONE! ....oh, crap....

Rating:

Joe Mamma, Official Pit Psychopath