As if one wasn't enough...

Psycho Cop 2 ( Psycho Cop Returns )

Sick people are throwing a kinky office party. There's one teeny problem, which is that they are stalked by a cop (one of the Psycho variety, I assume ). Why? Damned if I know. Anywho, the 15 - 65 male audience will be pleased to see the women in leather biker outfits. This same group will also like that the men do not do the same. Later, one of the nerds and bikers notice that several of the party-goers are missing. What they don't notice, however, is that there is a PROMINENT, BLOOD PAINTED PENTAGRAM ON THE CEILING! Some dead bodies fall through that same ceiling, and Psycho Cop emerges to finish them. The nerd gets shot (OH HAPPY DAY!). The biker attempts to lose Psycho in the building. A boring chase through the office convinces the biker that Psycho has the Freddy Krueger syndrome. I mean, he never DIES! He gets beaten & hit with an axe, but still survives, until Psycho falls down an elevator shaft. Imagine my pain when I realized the nerd survived. The nerd opens the elevator to find guess who? Psycho "kills" him again, and chases the babe out of the building. Psycho Cop starts beating the bejeezus out of her until several drunken barflys rush to her rescue. They beat the living donuts out of Psycho with their colorful Day-Glo birthday party sticks. The biker and the seemingly "immortal" nerd are hospitalized, convinced the horror is behind them. It is, somewhat, as Psycho Cop leaves his hospital room with revenge-like intentions. Another leave-you-hangin' ending. Look, the movie is plain awful. There, I said it, I wouldn't take it back. There's nothing here for the average Joe mamma to appreciate.Cop/Slasher movie fans, however, will get a kick out of it. Hopefully, it will be them kicking themselves in the @$$ for renting it.

2 out of 5 cheeses

Joe mamma