For all you people who
miss the 80s this is a must see!Reform School Girl
Before I left the house today I cam across a piece of crap for a movie. Not like you weren't expecting anything else from this page but this one just plain hurt. If you are looking for a plot summary here don't. I have no clue what the hell was going on. From what I did get was that there were some newbie girls in some rough and tuff women's reform type center thing. That was about it. They were the nice ones, and were pitted against a gang of the most evil (well, 80s punks kicked some major butt) women in the country. Leading off the evils was an old buff chick. We all know the type: found in most major shopping malls, wearing skin tight clothes people half their age shouldn't even be wearing. This woman looked plain goofy, lifting her weights and such. During the course of this movie razor blades popped up everywhere. In the shower, in the metal shop... but the one factor that did strike me as odd (yet appealing in the same way) was the fact that the women seemed to roam only in underwear. I am not sure why.. I thought you had to wear clothes in prison.. oh well, didn't bother me much.
All in all this was a pure 80s hardcore chick fest. With some very painful moments (such as when a nazish looking dominatrix of a warden started to try to quote Joan Of Arc) I cried my way through this piece of crap.
UPN is now the worst network for movies anywhere.
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For all you people who
miss the 80s this is a must see!