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The ideology of George Castanza
"It's not a lie if you believe it." George Castanza is the stocky, bald guy that Jerry calls his best friend. His hobbies include faking handicaps, sex and food (simultaneously), and double dipping. This behavior may offend some, but these crazy antics are what set George apart from everyone else. He posesses typical insecure, male behavior along with some schzophrenic tendencies. George becomes so obsessed with his insecurities that he creates ingenious plans that often backfire. Some of George's Wacky Plans
- "The Roommate Switch"-designed for Jerry
- Switch Yankee's Uniforms to cotton
- Sneak a rye bread into girlfriend's house
- Try to prove that you have black friends when in fact you don't
- Extend the bathroom stall doors to the floor at Yankee Stadium
- Give out fake Christmas gifts- certificates of donation to the Human Society, a fake organization ("Money for people")
- Vandaley Industries (imprort-export, latex, architecture, marine biology, etc.)
- The Comeback: "The jerk store called, and they're running out of you."
- Jerry's revenge date with the pimple popper
Isn't Love Grand! The things George does for Love:
- leaves hat behind to get another date
- eats an e`clair out of the trash
- converts to Latvian Orthodox
- relationship with an inmate
- cheats on an IQ test
- uses picture of dead fiancee to meet models
- gives his secretary a raise
If George were a porn star, he would name himself "Buck Naked." George's favorite erotica is Glamour Magazine. Once after receiving a massage from a man, George confided, "I think it moved!" What's this about shrinkage?!
Work Experience and Special Skills
- Hand Model
- Bra Salesman- his dream job
- New York Yankees
- Play Now Toy Company- pretended to be "differently-challenged"
- Kruger Industrial Smoothing- always "left 'em laughing at meetings. Introduced boss to Festivus. "That's it for me!"
- Won the Contest- but on the final episode, he admitted to cheating
- Pendant Publishing- had sex with the cleaning lady on the desk. "Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"
Jerry was disgusted when George adopted a sweatpants look. "You're telling the world... ' I can't compete in a normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.' "
George about his talent: "I wish I could make a living out of
parallel parking."
double dipping