Inside Apartment 5A
Jerry is a man of many observations. In fact, it is how he makes his living. He is also a man of many loves...that never seem to work out. From man hands to the foreign gymnast, the virgin, or the infamous Dolores. In the end, Jerry is as neurotic as his three friends.
Jerry's guide to Sex
- Are those the panties your Mother laid out for you? Jerry's lame attempt at talking dirty while seducing Elaine's secretary. Shockingly, it ruins the mood.
- The Naked Station. The dirty channel Jerry and Elaine watch, boring them into having sex. A channel George knows better than to sign up for because he would never leave the house.
- Sexual Perjury. Jerry's term for faking orgasms. After Elaine claims she "faked em all" with Jerry, he begs for another shot.
Jerry is forced to wear a puffy shirt on the Today show after he promised Kramer's low-talking girlfriend that he would wear it. Next time, Jerry, make sure you know before you nod.
Jerry's Girfriends
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Name
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Description
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Melissa
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does household chores naked which in certain poses loses its appeal |
| Gillian |
Man Hands |
| Sidra |
They're real and they're spectacular |
| Jenna |
Jerry dropped her toothbrush in the toilet and can't bring himself to kiss her |
| Patty |
Serenity Now! Makes Jerry get in touch with his feelings |
| Dolores |
He can't remember her name- It rhymes w/a female body part |
| Marla |
The virgin. She hates the Contest |
| Sheila |
Jerry chooses soup over "Schmoopie" |
