Howe, Edgar Watson

"People have discovered that they can fool the devil; but they can't fool the neighbours."

"So long as we do not blow our brains out, we have decided life is worth living."

"No man's credit is as good as his money."

"When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn't got any."

"A man is usually more careful of his money than he is of his principles."

"I think that I am better than the people who are trying to reform me."

"Everyone suffers wrongs for which there is no remedy."