"The nearer you are to your boss's office, the lower the quality of your assignments. Big Book of Business', illustrated by Scott Adams" - Dogbert in 'Building a Better Life by Stealing Office Supplies: Dogbert's 1991

"The most perilous challenge you will ever face is dealing with the boss's secretary. It may be necessary to offer a live calf or a summer intern as an animal sacrifice. Big Book of Business', illustrated by Scott Adams" - Dogbert in 'Building a Better Life by Stealing Office Supplies: Dogbert's 1991

"Leadership is not a position. You are not a leader because you have the title of manager. Leadership is something that we earn from followers on a day to day basis." - EMS Manager Newsletter

"Procrastination is the thief of time." - Young, Edward (1684-1765)