"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." - Woody Allen

"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." - Woody Allen

"Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you can get between the right man and the right woman." - Woody Allen

"Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful - provided you get between the right man and the right woman." - Woody Allen

"The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you." - Woody Allen

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best." - Woody Allen

"Mummy, mummy, what's an orgasm? I dunno. Ask your father." - Anonymous

"The sexual embrace can only be compared with music and with prayer." - Havelock Ellis

"I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be." - Benny Hill

"It's true that the French have a certain obsession with sex, but it's a particularly adult obsession. France is the thriftiest of all nations; to a Frenchman sex provides the most economical way to have fun." - Anita Loos, Kiss Hollywood Goodbye

"If all the girls at the Yale Prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised." - Dorothy Parker

"That woman speaks eighteen languages and she can't say 'no' in any one of them." - Dorothy Parker

"I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults." - Gore Vidal

"God is Love--I dare say. But what a mischievous devil Love is!" - Butler, Samuel (1835-1902) in 'Notebooks'

"It is not economical to go to bed early to save the candles if the result is twins." - Chinese Proverb

"In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact." - Dietrich, Marlene (1901-????)

"Don't explain computers to laymen. [It's] Simpler to explain sex to a virgin." - Heinlein, Robert A. (1907-1988) from 'The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress' c1966

"Platonic friendship: The interval between the introduction and the first kiss." - Loeb, Sophie Irene

"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." - Martin, Steve

"Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life." - Sinz, Michael [Commodore-Amiga Inc.]

"I may not have a perfect body but I have some excellent parts on it." - Unknown