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by Henry Brooks
received September 7, 1999
Howdy. I am writing in reponse to your article: "Say No to Twang". I ain't very fond of it. I happen to LIKE country music. I happen to LOVE plaid. I happen to smell like a HORSE!!!! I happen to OWN a horse. I listen to 85.9 FM. It breaks my achy braky heart to here you young fellas say such poppy cock. You know what else? I own leather shop. Looky here, kiddo, visit a rodeo, get yourself a pair of cow skin pants, listen to Alan Jackson, wear a plaid shirt, and tune in to 85.9 FM!!!!! Oh- and BUY A HORSE!!! Then you'll be living la vida loca. Goo-bye! ---------------- Henry Brooks