Do you think that you're ugly, clumsy, and tongue-tied in social situations? Would you like to be just ugly and clumsy?

Then let Bogie help you!


Just enter a few magic words, and the great Humphrey Bogart will write a speech. Just for you!!!

An animal
(e.g. lion)
An action word
(e.g. running, laughing)
A vegetable, plural
(e.g. carrots)
Description of a quality
(e.g. noble, sadistic)
A part of the body
(e.g. nose)
Some time in the future
(e.g. tomorrow night, Saturday morning)
An adjective
(e.g. happy, hungry)
Phrase describing an object
(e.g. box of matches, pack of cards)
A noun, plural
(e.g. sausages)

In what area of your life do you need Bogie's help?

Relationships: I want a farewell speech.

Money: I'm turning down an offer.

Business: My employees are not working hard enough.

Romance: I want to ask that special person out on a date.

Crime Detection: I'm a private detective and the woman I love has killed my partner and I want to turn her in to the police.



Special thanks to Gihan Perera for letting me use this script.

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