How Can It Be True?

1. Last week I turned off the light in my room and jumped into my bed that was 15 feet away from the switch before the room got dark.
2. One night my uncle was reading a book when my aunt turned off the light. The room was pitch black, but he kept on reading anyway.
3. My wife dropped her wedding ring into a full cup of coffee, but it didn't get wet.
4. A man found a dead fly in his soup and asked the waiter to get him a different bowl. The waiter obliged him and returned with a bowl of soup. A moment later the man angrily called out to the waiter "This is the same bowl of soup!" How did he know?
5. An eccentric billionaire offered a prize of 1 million dollars to the race car driver whose car came in last in a race. One driver wodered how the race could be run - each driver would go slower and slower and the race would never end. Another driver suddenly said he had a solution. What was it?
6. I can make a match burn under water.
7. A man took his wife to a theater that was showing an action movie. During one of the gun fighting scenes, he shot his wife. When the movie was done, he took his wife's body from the theater and no one stopped him.
8. My friend can put a soda bottle in the middle of a room and crawl into it.
9. A man who lived in a small town legally married twenty different women. None of the women died, and the man never got a divorce.
10. The pet shop owner told a customer that the parrot would repeat every word it heard. A week later, the customer angrily returned the bird and said it would not say a word, but the pet shop owner had not lied about the bird's ability.
11. How can you drink the remaining wine from a half-filled, corked bottle without removing the cork from the bottle?

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