As you study the chair, you decide maybe it would be best if you sit down for minute as the airhead tells you cheerfully, "You know, that really IS a comfy chair. I'm kinda sorry we have to give it back. It's my favorite place to sit when we're watching Wall Street Week."

This isn't the chair. But you're right, it IS comfy.

"WOW! You know, this is like that story...you know the one, about the Three Bears and that Blonde Babe."

Yeah, just like Goldilocks. Only she FOUND the chair that was JUST RIGHT in the end. (You feel a severe headache coming on.) Look, we're talking lawn chairs here. The kind that fold up and you use them outside or on the patio.

On the patio? Well why didn't you say so in the first place. That's probably where it is..."

Where THEY are! There's THREE chairs!!

Gee, all right...all right already. Don't get your panties in such a wad. Let's go check the porch.

Do you...
Follow the Airhead to certain insanity?
Have a total nervous breakdown?
Go back to the Garage?
Decide no party is worth this and decide to stay home?