Besides, the dog would be very confused where to sniff the air without any windows to guide her and I don't even want to THINK about what that would be like when I'm wearing a bathing suit!
There IS NO choice, except to call Dude!
I commend you on your partyin' spirit, but you can't change the laws of physics...i.e. mass = namount of space. Nine people and a crotch sniffin' dog will NOT fit into this '57 Chevy Ragtop without everybody suffering severe physical, not mention, mental distress.