"Yeah? Whazzup?"
Duuuuuude! Where the heck have you been?
"Well, like sleeping, ya know? Whaddya want?"
Need directions to the party, budro.
"Directions? Easy, just head for the beach. Ya can't miss it."
Yeah, I know that...but which beach?
"The one with the ocean on it, man"
(Close your eyes and count to ten)
I mean, you say very patiently, what is the name of the beach?
(Dude laughs) "Oh, well it's either at the Pipeline or the Blow Hole"
You don't know for sure?
"Nah...was going to get in the and cruise both places till I find it. Wanna go with?"
Nah, that's okay, we'll catch up with ya later.
Suit Yourself, Brah!