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Working for America Online was, all things considered, a good experience. There were a few negatives and disturbances, the greatest by far of those being Deborah L***: AOL’s Training Coordinator/Lover of Rich Desserts. When first introduced to her, what I saw was a woman who chewed a wad of bubble gum with vigor rivaled only in history by the vigor of fourteenth-century Asian conqueror, Timur (Grandfather of Ulugh Beg) during his conquering of Samarkand (which he later gave to Beg). Getting away from said vigor of Timur, I will now discuss, in condensed form, why I care not for L***, condensing what would be a tale possibly equal in length to L***’ personal journal entitled “Fried Foods I Adore”.

L***' long lost twin brother, Newman.

L***’ fault number one, was that she had quite a preference for hiring and promoting beotches to key positions. (This preference was quite notable and equal in subtlety to her preference for baked goods and pastries.) For the position of Trainer, I was one of two male candidates, and had I been told prior that a male would actually for once be hired, I would probably jump up and down, assuming that it was me. Four months later, a week after Jeff, L***’ lone male promotion, asked a friend of mine to help him concoct a syllabus for the incoming class of flunkies (temps), he was fired. Not fired was Jeff (who consequently looks like one of those monster truck-rally fan guys) for seeking aid on syllabi concoction, which for someone in his position to do would be paralleled by a shoe salesman asking someone to please sell shoes for him, no, Jeff was fired for grabbing the bootie of one of those new flunkie temp girls.

Okay, now this was in my view, exactly what this broad wanted. Hire a “male” to appease those wary of her ways, then fire him for the blunder he was sure to commit. Then, L*** could quietly celebrate the proving of her theory: Men are dumb. But I say, no, men are not dumb, Jeff is dumb. To be continued, saladpuncher

LOOK!: The Article is only 1/4th done, and hate mail already!

Well, I just accessed the page and let me tell you, you are completely warped. Don't you have anything better to do than to hold grudges this much later? Let it go. Debra is now my boss and I do not appreciate the way you demean her in this horrible piece that you wrote. Please do not contact me again. Julie Garrison