Adventures in Moving This Chick

Not working today, so I hung out @ home, and played numerous games of EA Sports College Football. After the third game, I went out to check my mail and noticed that the new tenant of a recently vacated unit was outside, moving her stuff in. Surprisingly for how good she looked, there were no silly boys there to help her. I volunteered my services, and she accepted. But I made her promise that she understood that I was not helping her because I thought she was attractive, why in fact I just helped a very ugly girl move just last week, I told her.

I do not think she caught on to what I was saying, that I did not want to be perceived as one of those dumb guys who get excited when a female as much as says “Thanks, sweetie.” This typical Dallas chick grasped nothing, because, she is dumb. In fact, when I was done helping her and she thanked me by saying I am very nice I noticed that she was actually not even that attractive, but in fact, looked kind of like a meerkat.

Meerkats, sometimes called suricates, are native to Africa. They live in colonies and are extremely social, frequently sharing their burrows with ground squirrels