7-11-98: Bored

Boredom. It's seeping through my skin with no exit to go back out. It might seem to disappear, but like those one hit wonder musicians, it's still there, but will sometimes try to make a comeback to let everyone know that they're still around.

Maybe a company will manafacture a remedy for this stubborn and ignorant problem. Perhaps, companies will make Boredom Gum: a soft, pink, and chewy substance that will slowly rid the Boredom addiction by putting some Boredom powder on it, and so consumers will eventually get used to lesser and lesser amounts of Boredom.

A patch will be sold that does the same thing as Boredom Gum, only releasing the Boredom powder through the bloodstream. Many companies will follow suit with this product.


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