Camp idiots, Village idiots, and all the ones in between!
For all of you who don't have a clue who we are, well, that's going to be a problem. No, that's not a problem. Yes it is you liar! Sorry, multiple personalities comming out here. Let me, well, um, US, explain. See, there's really three of us sitting here, one keyboard, and ten monitors. Try to find the lie there.
News Flash! I just got back from the Dosewallips trail, and so I'm really excited and want to tell you all about it! Click here for the report! Dosewallips
- Click_here if you want to join.
- Click_here if you have joined and want your wings.
- Click_here if you have no other place to click but don't want to be left out.
- Click_here if that last one doesn't apeeal to you.
- Click_here if you can't spealll wurth s***. (I can spell that!)
- DON'T_CLICK HERE IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!
Here is a complete (but still under construction) list of qualifications for being an idiot. I don't know that you want to be, but you should have clicked on that decision.
- You must like to be around people. Asocial behavior isn't nice all the time, and we want to have fun with you!
- We must like you. If we don't like you then it's no fun for us to be around you, and anyway, we were here first!
- You must be unafraid to do your own thing. It doesn't help that you already want to follow, but since that's the case, at least try to lead within us.
- You must be able to laugh. To be able to get on a sugar-high without sugar is really great, but to be able to laugh like you're on one is even better. No fun without a laugh!
- You must be able to sing the Banana song on cue. I know that doesn't seem like such a great thing, but it's a lot of our history, and the renditions are great! (And to all those people who learned it this year at GS camp, you didn't learn it right!!!)
- This isn't a must, but...You should be a girl. As of yet there aren't any boys, and it's hard to take them to a girl scout camp, but hey, if you think you qualify, guys, well...
- You must know your address by heart. Again, if you don't get it, maybe I'm the only one to remember it, but it's not my fault. I'd HOPE you know it.
- Forgive and Forget. There will be no grudges held here. None. Sorry. No exceptions.
- Recite these. No, just kidding, I mean, I can't even do that, and I wrote them!!!
Well, I think that's about it! Keep Klicking!
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