Inuyasha

Inu Yasha
Hey Shippo, your village called. They're looking for their idiot. --Inuyasha

Kagome, are you worrying about me? In that case, I have a favor to ask you: please bear my child. --Miroku

I believe it would be best for me to stay with the princess tonight. Naturally in one bed with the same blanket. --Miroku

You're so tiny, yet so beautful. It'll be a first but im willing to try! --Miroku

I can understand why it hurts to be called a mongrel, but he sure looks like one snifing the ground like that. --Shippo

Shut up and let me protect you! --Inuyasha

You dont deserve to live... I can fix that for you. --Inuyasha

If I had known that's all it would take to make you fight, I'd have killed her sooner. --Sesshomaru

It makes me wonder if you haven't taken a few too many blows to the head. --Shippou

It's irrational, it's impossible, and it's against my religion. --Miroku

Half is all I need to kick your scaley hide! --Inuyasha

You shouldn't talk to yourself, people would wonder --Shippou

You're such a useless monk... --Inuyasha

When Kagome's butt returns to normal, we're moving on. --Inuyasha

He's into dead girls! --Kagome

But you said to let you protect me! --Kagome

How do you manage to survive with such an empty head? --Shippou

Your brain broken or something? --Inuyasha

The weak are powerless. --Inuyasha

This plan is beneath me. Should it fail, Jaken, you will die. --Sesshomaru

But when did it become so natural for Kagome to be by my side...? --Inuyasha

I've heard similar threats from a number of poor fools, whose memories I keep alive by dancing on their tombstones. --Inuyasha

Mother was right, I should have become a ferryman --Jaken
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