NO ONE HERE BUT ME AND MY EGO


Here I am; Now what are your other two wishes?

Are you as excited about me as I am?

Never interrupt when you are being flattered. --Daniel Boorstin

People with large egos shouldn't be religious. They don't have enough room to humble themselves to a deity. --Firefury

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now. --Douglas Addams

To love oneself is the begining of a lifelong romance. --Oscar Wilde

Love thyself and many will hate thee.

When I was a child, my mother said to me, 'If you become a soldier, you'll be a general. If you become a monk you'll end up as the pope.'Instead I became a painter and wound up as Picasso. --Pablo Picasso

He is carring on a great love affair, unasisted.

Every time I look in the mirror, I take a bow.

My head is getting to big for my toupee.

I don't want any of you to make a fuss over me. Just treat me like you would any other great man.

I lease a storage locker in which to keep my ego. --Benjy Feen

It's hard to be humble when you are as great as I.

There is intelligent life on Earth, but I'm just visiting.

I have nothing to declare but my genius. --Oscar Wilde

I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that. --Jerry Rice

Some people blow their own horn, while others play a symphony.

Pride (is) the vice of the lowest and most debased creatures no less than of the high and self-assured. The miserable companion of thieves and ruffians, the fallen outcast of low haunts, the associate of the scourings of the jails and hulks, living within the shadow of the gallows itself. --Charles Dickens

The nice thing about egoists is that they don’t talk about other people.

I'm sincere. I'm really curious. I care what people think. I listen to answers and leave my ego at the door. I don't use the word "I." --Larry King

Tell god his replacement is here.

Nobody can be exactly like me. Even I have trouble doing it. --Tallulah Bankhead

An egotist is a person of low taste--more interested in himself than in me. --Ambrose Bierce

Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space --Diana Black

I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent. --Ashleigh Brilliant

Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant. --Cary Grant

The longer I am out of office, the more infallible I appear to myself. --Henry Kissinger

Don't be so humble, you're not that great. --Golda Meir

I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress --Jane Siberry

I never loved another person the way I loved myself. --Mae West

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it.

I have an ego, I just don't use it. --Ryan Johnson


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