In Bed?

Fortune Cookie Fortunes are funnier if you add "In Bed" to them.



The current year will bring you much happiness in bed

If you continually give, you will continually have, in bed

A friend asks only for your time not your money in bed

You are more likely to give than to give in in bed

The night life is for you in bed

Family relations will improve with time in bed

Your luck in bed has been completely changed today.

A modest man never talks of himself in bed

Pressure from a third party should not sway your decsion in bed

A good evening is one spent in good company in bed

Your path is difficult but will be amply rewarded in bed

The only rose without a thorn is a friendship in bed

It is easier to resist in the begining than at the end in bed

The begining of wisdom is to desire it in bed

An outstanding opportunity will soon present itself to you in bed

An admirer holds the key to more happiness in bed

You like participating in competitive sports in bed

You have a strong desire for home and family comes first in bed

You have great physical powers and an iron construction in bed

You are always welcome at any gathering in bed

You are about to make a most valuable discovery in bed

Your dearest wish will come true in bed

You have a quiet and unobtrusive nature in bed

The tide of change apporaches in bed

Golden investment opportunities are arising in bed

You shall soon make a long overdue personal decision in bed

More money and travel is in your future in bed

You are broad minded and socially active in bed

Your love life will be happy and harmonious in bed

Oppertunities to shine in your career will materalize soon in bed

You will travel to many places in bed

You will seriously consider a move in bed by year end

Unexpected gain and honor in bed will be yours

You will do well to expand your business in bed

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