Trash Talk'n


I think it is fair to say that people who play Dungeons and Dragons have never seen a dungeon or a dragon. --Zach Warren

We think of you when we are lonely. Then we are content to be alone.

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

I'll swear eternal friendship for anyone who dislikes you as much as I do.

You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.

Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!

You have a lot of well-wishers. They would all like to throw you down one.

I'd like to break the monotony; where's your weakest point?

If you wanted it tighter, you should have brought a bigger dick.

You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter.

Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.

You are as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

I don't know what makes you tick, but I hope it's a time bomb.

You have a very striking face? How many times have you been struck there?

Your mouth is getting too big for your muzzle.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.

If you're not a rogue, you should take a libel action against your face.

They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.

You've never been outspoken; no one has ever been able to.

I'll never forget the first time we met -- but, I'll keep trying.

Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palmist; I know you've got a palm.

He would steal the shitball from a blind tumblebug, give him a marble and put him on the wrong road home.

I hear you changed your mind! What did you do with the diaper?

If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!

No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have; and I think he's a dirty little beast. - W. S. Gilbert

You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.

You're a mouse studying to be a rat. - Wilson Mizner

He was a bit like a corkscrew. Twisted, cold and sharp. - Kate Cruise O'Brien

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.

At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a new and different way!

I don't know anything about this man. Anyhow, I only know two things about him. One is, he has never been in jail, and the other is, I don't know why. - Mark Twain

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you?

He was so crooked, you could have used his spine for a safety-pin. - Dorothy L. Sayers

You have more faces than a clock factory.

You're nobody's fool. Let's see if we can get someone to adopt you.

You are the answer to my prayer!! I prayed to find out if things could get worse!!

There's nothing I wouldn't say to her face - both of them. - Tallulah Bankhead

Today's show has been brought to you by the letters F and U.

Fire your wardrobe consutant.

You're taking psychology? Are you like the example for the class or something? --Natalie Mark

You're the load your mother should've swallowed.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

I'll try being nicer if you try being smarter.

You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.

If you were any more stupid, you'd have to be watered twice a week.

Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; you only gargled.

It's hard to believe that you beat out 999,999 other sperm.

If brains were taxed, you'd get a rebate

You would be out of your depth in a parking lot puddle

You have delusions of adequacy

One of the least enightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting. --Douglas Adams

Yes, but you have had 10 years now to get used to the fact that you may be a walking bio-toxin. --Stephen Lee Dekat

If I throw a stick, will you leave?

You! Off my planet!

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?

And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

Do they ever shut up on your planet?

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.

I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

Too may freaks, not enough circuses.

You look like shit. Is that the style now?

Earth is full. Go home.

And which dwarf are you?

I refuse to star in your psychodrama.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.

Some grow with responsibility, others just swell.

I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

Who pissed in your gene pool?

I'm not as dumb as you look.

I can tell you're lying; Your lips are moving.

I'm really enjoying not talking to you, so let's not talk again real soon, ok?

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

I like you, but I wouldn't want to see you working
with sub-atomic particles.

You have a right to your opinions. I just don't want to hear them.

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!

let me guess... you took an IQ test and the results were negative.

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