Live and Let Die.
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dista- Commander John Sedwick
Don't turn it on yet, it's not quite ready.
Quick, they'll never find us if we hide here.
Don't worry, it's not used any more.
Step back a bit, I can't get you in the picture.
So they finally fixed this elevator yesterday?
Listen, i'm taking a course in chemistry, I know what i'm doing.
Yes of course the elastic is strong enough.
It's ok so long as you stay down-wind.
Nah, that fuel guage often gets stuck on empty.
I thought it tasted rather strange.
Please fasten your seatbelts, we're about to enter some turbu...
Well *I've* never seen one that big.
Darling, did you remember to turn off the gas?
Gee, what a cute little PitBull.
You have driven this before, haven't you?
And that one over there, the red flashing one, what does that mean?
Well I think you should *tell* him just how you feel.
I've never had one of these fail to open before.
Look how was *I* supposed to know it was upside down?
Are you sure they don't mind you taking their honey?
Say, what's that faint ticking noise?
It's ok, i saw them do it on TV.
Don't unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.
Let's take the shortcut, he can't see us from there.
What happens if you touch these two wires together?
Don't worry, it's not loaded.
They'd never (be stupid enough to) make him a manager.
You can make it easy... that train isn't coming fast.
Gimmee a match. I think my gas tank is empty.
Step on her, boy, we're only going 75.
Just watch me dive from that bridge.
If you knew anything, you wouldn't be a traffic cop.
Lemme have that bottle; I'll try it.
Say, who's boss of this joint, anyhow?
C'mon ya wimps, one more beer, it's open ocean out there, what're
we gonna hit?" --Captain Hazelwood, Exxon Valdez
Luke, I lied. Bill Shatner is your real father. --Darth Vader
And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 2000, I'll never have to worry about -- beeeeeeeep...
I eat guys like you for breakfast! --Jeffrey Dahmer
How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that? -- Droso Filia
No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'
Trust me.
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