SpaceFem Says

For those of you not in the workforce yet, let me explain this: raises are expressed in percentages, and slight percentage differences mean everything. A 2% raise means they don't love you, so to speak. 3% is basic cost of living, and when times were tough that's usually what we'd get. It goes up from there... 10% is a glamorous wonderful raise that hardly anyone gets, 15-20% is only possible if you're a pillaging CEO.

When I've got that not-so-fresh feeling, I like to smear some Velveeta on my toothbrush. There are several reasons for this, but the biggest one is just that I love cheese! I think if you try this, your teeth will be shiny and manageable just like mine.

I shower every friday night still, you know, before I go to parties.

If I don't have money for tuition, my little sister will have to sell herself into prostitution to pay for me to get a decent education.

I mean, somehow I have to prove that I have friends back home, wierd as they are. Luckily, they look pretty sane in the pictures.

He's cute, he's useless, he's blob-like, what more could you want?

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