Benjy Feen
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Wicca has a strong following in the geek community, and it makes sense: the rituals of Wicca are like software with which you can query or alter the data structures and processes of the universe. Call it reality hacking.
We need to fold the monkey.
Monkeybagels do taxes in an hour!
I don't care. It's my inner life and I'll be as warped as I like in the privacy of my own skull.
There will be these new bed-and-breakfasts, like bordellos crossed with tech support, where harried computer guys can go to get fed tea and jam, told that their squishy, gelatinous, dough-like pectorals are large and firm, and receive expert advice on their technical woes.
[Geeks] know what's important about the number 42. They don't consider it unusual to be able to recite the entire text of one or more Monty Python movies. In short, by and large, they deviate.
Instead of plodding through the equivalent of literary Xanax, the pregeeks go for sci-fi and fantasy: LSD in book form.
Computers are complicated and daunting to most people. To the geek, a computer is a challenge and a toy.
Sysadmins are like epic heroes invested with supreme powers and arcane lore, duty-bound to protect their users from villains, fires, and themselves.
Your brain just got a little more warped.
There are two kinds of companies: Good ones ask you to think for them. The others tell you to think like them.
Are you a cog in the clockworks, useful for your precise performance of a tightly-defined role? Or are you an intelligent agent in an open system, developing and manipulating resources and methods to meet goals? Which would you rather be? And what are you now? Think about it: Does your job suck?
I lease a storage locker in which to keep my ego.
Now I just need to add the 3,216 items suggested by the thronging masses.
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