Stephen Lee Dekat
Find something to thank. Even if it's just the world in general. Find God, a tree, find SOMETHING. But good things are going to happen, and only a fool is thankless. Even if it's just the open sky, be sure to whisper a thank you for the good things that happen to you.
And you know, Nothing makes me happier than a threaded butt-hole.
It feels like a frozen cat just peed on me.
Oh great, I inspire dogs to lick their lick their genitals.
Does it make you feel better to have domination and lordship over the cat?
I don't have to be smarter than you are. And neither does my gun
United we stand in our delusions of grandeur... United we fall in our realization of the truth.
I realized I was missing the best parts of life - unfortunately they were all in the same woman.
The fortress that is my ignorance is impregnable!
Wow, it's even fun to move my lips.
Never build a computer while drunk
I think it would be safer to butt-fuck a wolverine.
My penis is an insturment of God!
When you're as big as me, your skin doesn't crawl- It migrates.
You can love me when it's convient.
All men are pigs... and women love pork.
Either you are living on the edge, or you are taking up too much space!
There are many stops along the road of insanity, I will greet you when you reach the end.
Yes, but you have had 10 years now to get used to the fact that you may be a walking bio-toxin.
I don't lie; I create truth!
It's only a lie if everyone else thinks you're wrong.
Don't be mad at me 'cause I'm the only one who knows the truth.
It occurs to me that a man is TRUELY TIRED if he falls asleep while Masturbating.
The difference between love and hate can be found in the few inches that separate the neck from the chest, in terms of where your hands go.
Frog? what... frog?
The differance between a slut and a whore? A whore will sleep with anyone... A slut will sleep with anyone but you.
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