Will Rogers
A remark generally hurts in proportion to it's truth.
I guess the truth can hurt you worse in an election than about anything that could happen to you.
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
I don't make jokes-- I just watch the government and report the truth.
You can't say civilization don't advance, for in every war they kill you a new way.
Being a hero is the about the shortest-lived profession on earth.
Nobody wants to be called common people, especially the common people.
No man is great if he thinks he is.
the American people are generous and will forgive almost any weakness with the exception of stupidity.
Everything is funny as long as it's happening to somebody else.
Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
The money we do spend on Government and it is not one bit better than the government we got for one third the money twenty years ago.
Half the people in the U.S. are living on intrest paid by people who will never get the last mortgage paid.
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
It must be nice to belong to some legislative body and just pick money out of the air.
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