More Quotes....

And if that were ever to happen we would all be rich, 'cause each and every one of us would shit a solid gold brick. --Kevin P. McKinney

I ate a vitamin this morning... it didn't fill me up. --Lindsey Stansbury

Life is like a box of chocolates...that is unless you get the kind that tells you what each one is...then you're just cheating--Kelli Dickerson

May the road rise to meet you, and the on coming car not hit you--Sarah McDevitt

Never eat twinkies and play twister at the same time--Kelli Dickerson

When you die, your spirit mixes up wiht other spirits and it gets really confusing--Kelli Dickerson

Humans are made up of dust. This is why when it is windy we should stay inside or else we will blow apart and must be picked up by use of a dustbuster--Kelli Dickerson

Parker summer home, some are home and some are not--Heidi Parker

If you are ever on T.V., always say "Hi Mom." Or write it somewhere. IT's polite.--Courtney Bade

Forget love! Who needs it for all ineed is to beat the sh*t out of every man/boy/girl I see!--Melissa Baraban

I just knocked your cat into the toilet. It was an accident. He'll be alright.--Tim Lavin

God's last name isn't Damnit--Kelli Dickerson

Don't make love by the garden gate, cause love is blind but the neighbors aint--Margaret Harris

All men are stupid, unrealable, selfcentered, gay, egatistical, idiotic, fake, devil worshipers, who are animals--Jen Perkins

ya know-people are like chocloates in a box. Everyone is differnt, but some of them are ickey!--Heather Tribble

Gene police, you, out of the pool!--Sarah Colteryahn

Lets go shit in the sade, I mean sit in the shade--annonomus

You don't hammer a wingnut you screw it!--Melisa Baraban

BLAHHHH--C. Tye Crowder

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