Athletica

Ice hockey combines the best features of figure skating and World War II. --Alfred Hitchcock

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base. --Dave Barry

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, "Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim." --Paula Poundstone

I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that. --Jerry Rice

It's not how good you can play when you play good. It's how good you play when you play bad and we can play as bad as anyone in the country --Hugh Durham

I don't think anywhere is there a symbiotic relationship between caddie and player like there is in golf. --Johnny Miller

It aint over till it's over --Yogi Berra

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