INTRODUCING!!!
MICRO-CHIP IMPLANT
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!
(Your financial institution) is pleased to announce our new Micro-Chip Implant. You have been selected to receive this new and exciting chip at no cost to you.
Due to the large number of "lost or stolen" Debit/ I.D. cards that were recently issued, we have come up with this most innovative idea of placing this new Micro-Chip under the skin in the place of your choosing -- right hand or forehead. Not to worry these Chips are not visible and leave absolutely no scaring. It is put in with a syringe and is no more painful than a normal shot. The Chip is the size of a grain of rice and is bio-compatable with skin tissue, and has been used already for over ten years in many of your pets.
These Chips are read with hand held laser scanners in all stores, and the best part is that you will never lose it, forget it, or have it stolen.
*** Your present Debit/ I.D. card will no longer access your account after January 1, 2000
For your convenience Implant Stations are being set up at your local bank branch, Libraries, Post Offices, and some Churches.
Welcome to a new way of doing business!!!! This new Chip will provide the ultimate in convenience.
If you have any questions, feel free to call
1-800-ANTI-CHRIST.