Free Trip to heaven. Details inside (The Bible)

People are like tea bags - you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.

God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.

How will you spend eternity - Smoking or Nonsmoking?

Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives

come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world

It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin.

Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church

If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance, soon

This is a CH_ _ CH What is missing?

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Forbidden fruit creates many jams.

In the dark?

Follow the Son

If you can't sleep, don't count sheep.

Talk to the Shepherd.