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Charismatics:
Only one. Hands already in the air.
Roman Catholics:
None. They use candles.
Pentecostals:
Ten. One to change the light bulb, and nine to
pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians:
None. God has predestined when the lights will be
on and off.
Episcopalians:
Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to
say how much better they liked the old bulb.
Mormons:
Five. One man to change the bulb, and four wives to
tell him how to do it.
Unitarians:
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of
or against the light bulb. However, if you have found in your
own journey that light bulbs work for you, that is fine.
You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your light bulb and present it next month at our annual light bulb Sunday service in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life, and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths
to luminescence.
Baptists:
At least fifteen. One to change the light bulb, and
two or three committees to approve the change. Oh, and one to bring a
casserole.
Lutherans:
None. Lutherans don't believe in change.
Methodists:
A whole congregation. One to change the light bulb,
and the rest of the congregation to be sure that he doesn't
backslide off the ladder and have to change it again.