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Note: the following is one version of a traditional seminary joke, as first told to me by Dr. Gary McGee.
And Jesus went out, and his disciples, into the towns of Caesarea Philippi: and by the way he asked his disciples, saying unto them, Whom do men say that I am?
And the disciples said unto him, There are some who say you are the Ground of All Being, others say that you are the First Cause, and some say that you are Wholly Other.
And Jesus answered and said unto them, Huh?
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