Version 2
Note: the following is one version of a traditional seminary joke.
Jesus
said, Whom do men say that I am?
And his disciples answered and said, Some say you are
John the Baptist returned from the dead; others say
Elias, or other of the old prophets.
And Jesus answered and said, But whom do you say that I
am?
Peter answered and said, "Thou art the Logos,
existing in the Father as His rationality and then, by
an act of His will, being generated, in consideration of
the various functions by which God is related to his
creation, but only on the fact that Scripture speaks of
a Father, and a Son, and a Holy Spirit, each member of
the Trinity being coequal with every other member, and
each acting inseparably with and interpenetrating every
other member, with only an economic subordination within
God, but causing no division which would make the
substance no longer simple."
And Jesus, answering, said, "What?"
[Origin unknown -- passed along by George Zeigler]