Signs Your Dog Is More Intelligent Than You

Neighbors complain about loud music and howling coming from your apartment in the middle of the day

You find mysterious sculpture of a human (who looks strikingly like you) on a leash in your living room

Ice floating in toilet water

Neighborhood cats bring dog treats to your doorstep

Friends swear they've seen your car at the local meat-processing plant

You can never find the leftovers

The remote is covered with slobber, and the TV was left on The Nature Channel

The dog doesn't lick itself anymore... now it's the cat's job.

Mensa mailings addressed to "Rover"

Your apartment keys no longer work