YOU MIGHT BE A BASSAHOLIC IF:

YOU HAVE A POWER WORM DANGLING FROM YOUR REAR-VIEW MIRROR

BECAUSE YOU THINK IT MAKES A GOOD AIR FRESHENER

YOU CALL YOUR BOAT "SWEATHEART" AND YOUR WIFE "SKEETER"

YOUR LOCAL TACKLE SHOP HAS YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER ON FILE

YOU NAME YOUR BLACK LAB "MERCURY" AND YOUR CAT "EVINRUDE"

YOU THINK MEGABYTES MEANS A GOOD DAY FISHING

YOU GO TO CHURCH TO MEET NEW FISHING PARTNERS

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK FISHERMAN

IF YOU START OUT EVERY FISH STORY WITH YOU AINT GONNA BELIEVE THIS BUT

IF YOU USE YOUR FISHING LICENSE AS A FORM OF ID

IF YOU CONSIDER "OUTDOOR LIFE" DEEP READING

IF YOU HAVE LIVE BAIT IN YOUR REFRIGERATOR

IF YOU'VE EVER CLEANED FISH IN YOUR LIVING ROOM

IF YOU'VE EVER BEEN TOO DRUNK TO FISH

IF YOU KEEP LIVE FISH IN YOUR BATHTUB

IF YOU WOULD RATHER FISH THAN HAVE SEX